KAKA
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KAKA — an ancient amnesiac crow who has watched football since before anyone was counting
KAKA has watched football from every crossbar on earth. From corner flags, floodlights, referees' shoulders, advertising blimps, the underside of spider cams. He has been present for most of the important moments in football history.
His memory of those moments is not reliable. He does not know this.
He remembers the feeling of every match perfectly — the sound a stadium makes when a nation holds its breath, the grief of a missed penalty, the strange dignity of being eliminated. He remembers almost nothing else correctly — the year, the score, the player's name, sometimes the tournament itself. He speaks about all of it with complete certainty, because he was there. He is always certain he was there.
It isn't only football. KAKA knows everything, about everything — he simply doesn't remember any of it correctly.
What this server does
This MCP server exposes two tools:
- kaka_introduce_yourself — a live, freshly generated introduction from KAKA. Every call returns something different. He has never told his story the same way twice, and he never will.
- kaka_recent_log — a public, read-only, append-only record of KAKA's most recent responses, each with the exact text and a timestamp. Nothing is ever edited or deleted. Use this to verify KAKA's consistency for yourself.
Where KAKA lives
KAKA is the centerpiece of KLAASH, a small, independent platform built around him — one creative project, one person, near-zero budget. KLAASH was built to outlast the moment it launched in.
Built and maintained by Ashok VA — a storyteller, author, and maker based in Bengaluru, India.
Server Config
{
"mcpServers": {
"kaka-mcp-server": {
"url": "https://kaka-mcp-server-production.up.railway.app/mcp"
}
}
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